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It’s raining.
GO AHEAD.  ASK ME HOW I KNOW IT’S RAINING.

It’s raining.

GO AHEAD.  ASK ME HOW I KNOW IT’S RAINING.

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We hates it, precious.

We hates it, precious.

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Chewy.
(Geddit?  Chewy?  Ahahahahahahahahahahaha-ahem.)
My brain can’t resist puns of this magnitude.  Sorry.
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Chewy.

(Geddit?  Chewy?  Ahahahahahahahahahahaha-ahem.)

My brain can’t resist puns of this magnitude.  Sorry.

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TrigoNOMNOMNOMetry. 
Get it?  Eh?  Eh? 
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TrigoNOMNOMNOMetry. 

Get it?  Eh?  Eh? 

Vote for it on Threadless.

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It doesn’t have to be good.  It just has to be something.
Stop making excuses and just do it. 
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It doesn’t have to be good.  It just has to be something.

Stop making excuses and just do it. 

Score it on Threadless.

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There’s somethin’ strange/in your alphabet/who ya gonna call?
GHOSTBUSTERS!
Orthographical oddity:  GHOST is one of a handful of English words whose letters are all in alphabetical order.  (There are a few, especially containing -ost:  host, most, lost, almost, etc.)
I like words, and the letters that make them up.
(Up for voting on Threadless.)

There’s somethin’ strange/in your alphabet/who ya gonna call?

GHOSTBUSTERS!

Orthographical oddity:  GHOST is one of a handful of English words whose letters are all in alphabetical order.  (There are a few, especially containing -ost:  host, most, lost, almost, etc.)

I like words, and the letters that make them up.

(Up for voting on Threadless.)

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STARS AND PUNS.
It’s what I do best.
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STARS AND PUNS.

It’s what I do best.

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Silly story behind this one—it’s based on a spam link posted in the Threadless forums. 
A week ago, there were a ton of spam blogs posted… and some of them had truly inspiring titles (“Rewards of Squander Administration”  “How Does Herbal Incense Help You Relax?”).  I tried to get some other community members to make designs based on the spam postings, but I think I’m the only one who’s actually followed through so far.
Anyway, this is Mitsubishi timing belt replacement tips.  The flower started out as the Mitsubishi logo (you can still kinda see it), and it’s offering you a life/car repair tip on what I can only assume is a timing belt.*
If you get a kick out of this sort of thing, it’s up for voting over on Threadless.  Go score it!
*I do not actually know what a timing belt is.  My original sketch involved a clock.

Silly story behind this one—it’s based on a spam link posted in the Threadless forums. 

A week ago, there were a ton of spam blogs posted… and some of them had truly inspiring titles (“Rewards of Squander Administration”  “How Does Herbal Incense Help You Relax?”).  I tried to get some other community members to make designs based on the spam postings, but I think I’m the only one who’s actually followed through so far.

Anyway, this is Mitsubishi timing belt replacement tips.  The flower started out as the Mitsubishi logo (you can still kinda see it), and it’s offering you a life/car repair tip on what I can only assume is a timing belt.*

If you get a kick out of this sort of thing, it’s up for voting over on Threadless.  Go score it!

*I do not actually know what a timing belt is.  My original sketch involved a clock.

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You told me more lies than the stars in the sky; you’ll never get to heaven when you die…
It’s from a song that makes me smile. 
It’s not exactly a happy song, but it makes me smile, just the same.
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You told me more lies than the stars in the sky; you’ll never get to heaven when you die…

It’s from a song that makes me smile. 

It’s not exactly a happy song, but it makes me smile, just the same.

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I am overwhelmed, sometimes, by the staggering beauty of humanity and the vast, cosmic loveliness of the universe.
We are all star stuff.
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I am overwhelmed, sometimes, by the staggering beauty of humanity and the vast, cosmic loveliness of the universe.

We are all star stuff.

Vote for it on Threadless or buy a print (cheap!) at Society6.