Seriously, though. I haven’t done a lot of really gross stuff in my life, so the bar is set pretty low, but even so—cleaning my shower drain the other day is probably the grossest thing I’ve ever done.
The hairy, gritty, slimy, non-Euclidean terror revealed can only be described as Lovecraftian.
I hunt for rocks, and I love them so, but dear me they are heavy.
(I go looking at least a little bit every day. It’s kind of amazing how many agates I have found over the last couple weeks—just in my neighborhood, walking around! Lovely.)
Tumblr users:
THEY CHANGED THE THING. EVERYTHING RUINED.
Me:
I walked away from the Last Great Livejournal Update. I marked the passing of the Roleplay Communities. I saw the birth of a Dreamwidth without invite codes and I watched as users ran out, moment by moment, until nothing remained. No RP. No games. Just the Gothic Lolita community. I walked in universes where the laws of sane threads were discarded by the mind of a madman. I've watched bloggers freeze and fan communities burn. I have seen things you wouldn't believe. I have lost things you will never understand. And I know things, secrets that must never be told and knowledge that must never be spoken. Knowledge that will make old Livejournal users weep. So come on then! Take it! Take it all, baby! Have it! You have it all!