I hate this song.
I couldn’t sleep last night because this song was stuck in my head and it makes me angry. Instead of sleeping, I drew a cynical comic. I should maybe learn to let these things go.
Buy stuff from me on the internet. I promise not to claim that God gives poor people cancer to teach me about Christmas.
I’m sorry, was that tasteless? That might have been tasteless.
I need to go listen to some happy-place music.